Thursday, April 30, 2009

Dream Guy

Ask any Augustinian and they will know who I am talking about.
If you have ever gone to 4th of July near our university, you will experience the heat of photocopier machines brushing against your skin while waiting for your documents to be doubled. You will also experience the arthritis working in your legs because you have to freakin’ wait for a freakin’ long time because nursing students rush ahead of you to have their incredibly thick books photocopied.
You will also learn the art of waiting.
And the joy of waiting.
WHY?
You will see the hottest guy that will turn your knees to jelly:
Don’t laugh. You have to see him in person. He’s way hotter.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
The first time my friends and I saw him, we kept our mocking laugh inside of course, because we’re waiting for our photocopies. But when I looked at Tia, Tia looked at Donee, Donee looked at me…
We all looked at each other. Then burst out laughing.
We perfectly know what our looks are talking about. HAHA!
We saw this poster stuck on the wall. It’s a photoshopped picture of him. His different poses pasted in one piece. He really looked… MUSCLED.
There’s a caption below : NO ONE CAN STOP THE MUTANTS.
We called him MUTANT. Well, he looked like one. And he’s my biggest idol. Plus I’ll welcome fans.





Powered up,
lois G

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I don’t wanna age. BUT I HAVE TO TURN 20. sob.

Not much to tell only that my best friend since forever turned 20 today.
Happy Birthday Donee!!!
I can’t believe I’m also turning 20 this year. Ew. I’m sooo old.
But I don’t really take it seriously. I mean I’m proud I’m in college, but I don’t look like one. LOL. I know. My engineering boy friends will all say YUCK if I repeat the statement.
In my English class, I was mistaken for being a first year student. How’s that? My classmate asked me a bunch of times. She won’t believe that I’m already a 3rd year student. She said I look youthful. I told her to smile always if she wanna look like me. But I guess she doesn’t want to smile always if she wanna look FAT—like me. LOL.
My mom said I also don’t look like 20. I know I shouldn’t believe her because of course, she’s my mom. To say that I have a baby-face is also the same as saying that she’s young-looking. Sorry Mom, the wrinkles are totally working on you. She said it’s good I don’t wear too much make up (LIKE I WEAR ANY!!!!!!! EEW!!) because some teenagers love to wear some and they end up looking like… OLD. Well, okay. I guess it depends on HOW you freaking wear it.
Geez. I suck whenever I talk about girl stuff. I don’t excel.

More next time,
loisG

Monday, April 27, 2009

This girl and that guy in my English class

I thought I was done with all my English classes when I shifted course from Engineering to Business Administration.
I WAS WRONG.
I still have one English subject left: Business Communications.
It’s actually kind of slowly killing me considering our teacher already made us know in advance that we are gonna have a Job Interview for finals. We’re gonna wear business attire from head to foot and for girls – with proper makeup. So imagine the forthcoming torture. I swear I still don’t kow how to apply the stuff to my face.
I mean lipgloss is sooo sticky. I’ve experience the agony during debut parties and when I laugh, I cover my mouth but I can’t touch my lips. It was just so uncomfortable.
The word retouch is going out of my ears.
I’m not saying that at the age of 19 I still don’t know how to fix myself. I have to thank God for college, because at the very least, I already stay in the girls’ room for minutes to fix my hair. AND. I ALREADY BRING A HANDY MIRROR WITH ME.
Okay back to my English class…
Our teacher said we’re gonna have letter writing starting tomorrow until the job interview. Every time she mentions the job interview, I feel like I’m walking near my grave. And that teacher of ours is very addicted with the Ted Failon case. She always talks about it like how I talk years ago when the Tan Massacre was all over the city.
Our English Class is a combination of different students. We’re a bunch of B.A students, probably a half of the class, and some Tourism students, some HRM students, a Literature student, and a cross-enrollee from San Beda who’s taking up Law.
Good thing I have my friend with me; we’re both Marketing Management majors and every English class, we do some spying all over the place.
Favorite man lang namon mamantay.
Here’s what we got:
Guy#1: (BS Tourism) I actually don’t really know his full name but I heard our teacher said his name is Benzayb. ISN’T BEN ZAYB A CHARACTER IN EL FILI?!?! Haha nothing really. We always see to it we’re updated with his fashion statement for the day. He always had this SUPER FIT shirt and looks at his muscle form time to time. Ew. One time, I can’t help it. His shirt looks funny because his built is big. Pramis kadako sang lawas ya sagi siya fit! Haha!
Guy#2: (BS Tourism) I heard one roll call and his name is Jericho. He is Guy #1’s friend and seatmate. They both look funny actually, because Guy#1 could be the giant and Guy#2 could be Jack and climb his beanstalk.
Guy#3: (I don’t know his course) this guy sits at the back. The first time he went to class, our teacher said he’s already DROPPED. His first appearance was one week before exams I think… He tried to convince our teacher and okay. He was given a chance with the condition HE SHOULD NOT BE ABSENT AND LATE.
Guy#4: (BS BA) we had our midterm exams and our teacher kept on repeating instructions over and over again it’s really going out of my ears. Guy#4 first passed his test booklet and went out. When our teacher opened his booklet she said “I told you instructions are part of the exam!!!”
Guy#5: (BS HRM) He’s actually more of a girl#5 than a guy#5. S/He’s always late.
Girl #1: (BS BA) She tries so hard to speak English. Hello? Are we in a call center?
Girl #2: (BS Toursim) She seemed like a twin of Girl#1. One time, we were asked one by one about the importance of effective business communication in our own field of careers and it looked like it took her a century to finish her answer. Plus I joked that my nose was already bleeding.
Girl#3: (BS Tourism) Her height is modelicious. She so white. She’s slender. Well, maybe if you could ask a few guys, she could look pretty for them. But when I heard her English…okay. You know what I mean. Forget the pretty stuff. (My brother would like to add a fact that she had a boyfriend from John B. How does that sound?)
Girl#4: (BS BA) She was once the reporter of their group and our teacher asked her to remove her “cutie” girlie sling pouch???… because it’s an effective distraction. And her English cracks.
Okay I’ll add to these more next time but there’s one girl left for emphasis:
Girl#5: (BS BA) She could speak good English. She gets sleepy during English classes but she doesn’t sleep. Plus she always looks at her watch to check if 1:00 is near…and. She’s the one writing this down. And she’s pretty. And if you disagree she doesn’t care.

Next time baby,
loisG

Saturday, April 25, 2009

High School Senior (Gen. Assembly) Speech

It’s weird really, to find this thing among all my files.
The speech that I gave years ago when I was a senior student in high school.

okay. here I go.
I sort of became mad last night when the corniest teacher who walked the face of the planet, in other words, Mr. Tembrevilla asked me to write a sort of goodbye-whatever message to the public. I was about to say no when a thought popped out of my mind. I have to take this opportunity. It’s my chance to be sort of like Ada, who graduated class valedictorian since forever and say a thank-you-and-goodbye speech in front of these gorgeous faces. Okay. Shoot.
Four years have come and passed, and right. We are here at last. It’s been just like a snap of a finger and time suddenly ran so fast that we are here, all set to enter the Quidam which is college, then all of a sudden everyone around is also bidding us goodbye. In other words, ginapalayas niyo na gid kami. But of course, the graduating thing isn’t easy for us to take. After four years of laughter, fun, agony and most of all, friendship, it’s like everything else ended last Saturday, when the chapel flooded with tears when we sang our graduation song. All I am trying to say is that…we seniors have to accept the fact that life is all about moving on and we, in our deepest and sincerest way, we say goodbye and thank you to our friends and teachers, to the staff of this school and everyone else who became witnesses to our growth in this school from our being childish freshmen until we became matured seniors. Wait. Are we sure we are all matured? Man, our high school rocked harder than ever.
It’s nice to go back and reminisce our last four years in high school, but senior year would always be the best since it’s a stage where you have to do everything your best considering it is your last, you have to study hard for a clean record for college, the level with the most number of activities and the most exciting level because of course, everyone respects and salutes you. You are the queen of the road. I mean, of course, your face has layers of chutzpah in it, you couldn’t anymore identify the word SHY. It’s because you are a senior. You guys can’t feel it now but wait ‘till you reach senior year. It will be a lot of fun. I swear.
I can still remember the noise that filled our classrooms during the eighth of June, 2005. It was the day that never came again: First day of school at Assumption-Iloilo where we became official seniors of the school. Students are all around and pulling one friend or two, or went by groups or celebrated all by themselves while others don’t really care what’s happening as long as they’re just there, still existing. Everyone’s asking how the C.A.T officers survived the training and well, some can be heard saying… “Hoy, no spilling ay!” even though I don’t really know what’s up with that when in the long run, everyone was indeed spilling. I can feel the boredom that kills us all during review sessions. Some are even eating [Ooops.], some are turning into Sleeping beauties and I belong there and fortunately, there’s no saliva dripping, some are heard saying “Dali na lang! 45 minutes more!” , some take time to remove their split ends, some are making their pathetic assignments, some are mentally absent coz they travel with their minds, and most are taking review sessions as the time to finally talk about out-of-this-world items. And there are really some who are completely numb about all that I mentioned. In short, they are all those who graduated with honors.
Our CAF and CAE plays were events in our lives where we became matured individuals. Our Immersion and Retreat was one unforgettable experience considering we all slept as MMA, as MME together for two nights away from the smoke of the city and relaxed in the cool breeze of Guimaras. The school actually offered a lot of activities for us which we really cherished and that includes the night when MME became stranded at Dumarao. The senior’s night was…nice…? Whatever. It’s all for you to explain. And so many more events that came in our senior life which we really valued in our hearts and that these memories will be locked in our treasure boxes.
We will surely miss our teachers since First year, or for others, since kindergarten. For sure, there will be no kerny professors in college like Sir Gerald. You are such a different teacher Sir, because your concern and LOVE for our batch is really indescribable. I know there will be no more Ms.Pasaporte-alike who would do everything to help us, from computers to the internet to the yearbook, etc… She’s one person who influenced me and inspired me what to take in college. There would be no Filipino teacher who would hail “Magandang Hapon!” upon entering the classroom which is Ms. Pacheco’s tatak. We will surely miss Mrs. Simpas’s golden voice that thunders the T.H.E room whenever we’re having Home economics. And there would be no more Sir Pedroso who would wake you up when you are sleeping then gets mad at you when you couldn’t grasp the direction and say: LAGYAN MO NG BILOG!!! … Obviously, there would be no hyper Cecile Adrias who would always be hyper and energetic even when the peso rate is already dying. She’s a one of a kind teacher and is so meticulous when it comes to grammar, pronunciation, spelling, etc… We will surely miss her being addicted to Seasons of love and Red Hot Chili Peppers. She feels like killing you if you’ll say the word mango…There would be no teacher like her at all next school year. And of course, there would be no more cool Sr. Elnora in college!! Sometimes I’m thinking she’s not a nun considering she’s super cool she can be a teen. But…accept the fact. We’ll miss this usual dialogue in class. Goodbye and Thank you Sr. Elnora! AGAIN. Goodbye and thank you Sr. Elnora! AGAIN. And so on. And these charming teacher… Trigonometry would never be fun without Mrs. Judy around. We learned a lot from you honestly. You’re the best! We know you’re totally going to miss us. And this very very very unique teacher!! I’m having a hard time choosing your punch line because there are a lot!! Sir Gicaraya, you gave us a lot of background about college especially your beloved university – U.P. Thank you for sharing with us your life and your failures in your education which inspired us also to study hard in our chosen course. We will surely miss the way you would enter the classroom with a beautiful smile on your face. And for sure, we will miss the way you said…1. Excuse me girls… pero sa klase ko wala manicure2x! Kung math-MATH! 2. Kapag may tiaga-may nilaga! 3. Don’t forget to be humble, go back to your roots! 4. Girls! Excuse me listen! I have an announcement! Okay. Girls, wala na ko graphing paper. 5. Girls, you must read at least 15 books, national man ukon international, hala pambukara na para madugangan inyo knowledge.and the way you would say “Okay girls. Ini siya. Wala ni siya labot – WALA LABOT.” And so much more, we really couldn’t take to forget you because you’re the best math teacher of all. Thanks for giving us background on what will come out whether we’re taking nursing, or commerce, or accountancy, med, psychology especially the math-struck engineering, thank you! We will surely bring everything what you said with us for college.
And for the rest of the people who really inspired us as we step out the walls of the Assumption, we gratefully say thank you to you. We’re not this way if it weren’t for you. Thank you for the memories we’ve shared, it will always remain with us. All came from God alone, all must be FOR GOD ALONE. Once an Assumptionista, always an Assumptionista.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Empty-Headed

It’s really weird coz I can’t think of anything to write.
Except this thought that spins in my mind: WHO WILL I INTERVIEW FOR OUR HUMAN RESOURCE PROJECT?!
I’m going bananas. I mean I know a lot of people who could be one of the best candidates. But where do I start?
We are asked to find a company with a human resource management department and ask the human resource manager a bunch of questions regarding their human resource practices.
Easy isn’t it?
Not for me. Plus we’re gonna do it by pair. And I don’t know what my pair is worrying about. Maybe how she would cope with her subjects because she’s a working student. So we’re what. A great combo? Sob, baby. SOB.
I can’t ask my dad about this. Even though he’s the perfect consultant for this matter. I mean, I also have to try my own powers.
Or…I think pride is eating me up.
Okay I still have a lot of worrying to do.


More next time,
lois G

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Not Another Blog Site.


This is what you call not another blog entry to start. I’m actually a fan of writing diaries and I keep them in my room, so I decided that probably a blog to start out is not a bad idea. I’ve had several blogs online only that I haven’t updated them since the sloth thing is totally working in me that’s why now I’ll try to be better and perhaps have an attitude to keep things posted up.
So ask me what I have today.
(Crowd: What?)
I’ve got no English class existing at 11am-1pm. Talk about SWEET.
You might wonder since it is summer time (here in Philly. Kidding, I mean Philippines of course. I’ll be dreaming if I’ll be writing summer in Philadelphia) and I have classes.
You’re right. I’ve summer classes because I need to take a bunch of it. Sometimes, to think of it makes me sick, you know, considering I have to be going away from all the school stuff. I have no freaking choice. My mom and dad are actually protesting about this but I clearly explained to them why I need to.
My mom said I have to rest.
I have this weird broncho-whatsoever sickness that I’ve been suffering for months. It’s really annoying to cough severely I tell you. It seemed like all I ever did was nothing except to cough. The medicines were already not working that’s why my mom already concluded I have to freaking rest.
But tee-hee. I enrolled for summer so POOF. I have summer class.
But I’m of course, taking care of myself. I can’t believe I rejected ice cream and chocolate for MONTHS.
ICE CREAM – my favorite liquid intake since forever.
CHOCOLATE – the temptation of my daily life.
So because of the said rejection, I am slowly leading myself to recovery from the terrible coughing sessions. It’s really killing me, I swear.
My mom and dad are not doctors but I laugh every time they suggest my medicines. Mom said my only medicine is to go home every day right after my English class (which is so unholy to be a class considering the time is totally lunchtime) to avoid the heat of the sun and exhaustion which could be one cause for my cough to come back.
I thought I could enjoy summer classes because probably after school, I could race my butt to the malls and hang out. But NO. At 1:30pm, I have to be HOME.
But did you read it right earlier? I have no English class which clearly stated that I went somewhere else to enjoy the net. LOL.
So could this be a ground for a fresh blog post?
I think so.


I’ll be writing more next time.
loisG