Mutant is heard all over our university. I’ve talked about Mutant since the day we saw him and I seem to like the topic… very juicy. SPICY. Yum.
Never laugh at Mutant even though he looks that way. He can be more popular than you.
People who know him:
ENGINEERING STUDENTS: When I told my engineering friends about him, they laughed. Because they also saw him and they said he badly needs an outlet for his muscled body. Maybe he’s really exerting too much effort to produce muscled arms in pressing the photocopier and stapling the papers.
PHARMACY STUDENTS: Yvonne, my other friend also laughs at him but I told her never to laugh at my biggest idol. He heals every pain that my heart feels whenever I think of him. Because he always makes me smile. And laugh so badly. Yvonne asked some of her friends in pharmacy. And they ALSO KNOW HIM. “That guy who always wear nothing but sleeveless?!?!” Yes. He always wear sleeveless. And sometimes, he wears nothing. Yes, the sweaty abs show. And the students pretend they saw nothing. But of course. THEY SAW EVERYTHING.
COMMERCE STUDENTS: Of course, WE ALL SAW HIM. And if no one has yet saw him, I suggest to my fellow commerce students to visit 4th of July even just once. Because you would always come back for more. Tee-hee.
NUSRING STUDENTS: They are the basic customers of the establishment. OF COURSE THEY ALL SAW THIS SOMETIMES-SHIRTLESS MAN. They also saw some sweat. And a bunch of veins bulging from his arms.
COMSCI and I.T STUDENTS: They all have to pass by 4th of July to go to computer pubs to play computer games. So they must’ve seen Mutant, my honey. My brother asked a few and no one said “I haven’t seen him!”
KARL, Tia’s brother: He’s from CPU yet he already saw my idol. HE’S NOT EVEN AUGUSTINIAN.
See? So if you haven’t gone there yet – GO THERE NOW. ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH.
Mutated,
lois G
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